Home is where your Mommy is

I'm hooooome. While I belong in NYC, nothing beats coming home and sleeping in your own bed that mommy made for you!

Soooo my ex-boyfriend's little sister got married on Thursday. She's 19, how crazy is that? Her husband is 19 also and leaving right after the holiday for Germany. He'll be there, in the army, until April and then he's off to Iraq. Ah. Her bachlorette party was hysterical, because it was a bunch of little girls being "bad" with a penis cake. If you're not old enough to hire a stripper...

I've been saying that I want to get married young and make babies young for as long as I can remember. It kind of just comes out now without me even thinking about it anymore. But what if I don't? Heck, I'm applying to graduate school and will (hopefully) be atending it until Spring of 2009. I'll be 24 years old then. While that would be the time that I would be able to actually get a job in the field I love, my plan is to get married. Cause, duh - I'll be 24. Don't I need to get hitched then so I can start making the babies by like 26, 27? And if that's really the plan, why am I going to grad school?

Maybe the plan has changed. Could I have changed it myself without realizing? I guess I must have. But who knows if I'll go through with the new plan or stick with the old. I do fear change.

The semester is winding down...

I'm so smart, too bad I can't get anything figured out.
I'm so brave, too bad I'm a baby.
I'm so clean, too bad I can't get all the dirt off of me.
I'm so sane, it's driving me crazy.
I'm so chill, no wonder it's freezing.
I'm so still, I just can't keep my fingers out of anything.

Anyone perfect must be lying, anything easy has its cost.
Anyone plain can be lovely, anyone loved can be lost.
What if I lost my direction? What if I lost sense of time?
What if I nursed this infection? Maybe the worst is behind.

I'm thrilled that this semester is ending, but that leaves me with one fact: I only have one left. Can you actually believe that? I don't. What a semester it's been. I've almost gotten fired from a job a used to LOVE and now am basically just annoyed by. I finally did research and started seriously thinking about applying to grad school. I practically live with a boy. Ew. jk. I've lost friends. I've made some really great ones. I took part in the most fabulous project ever - my Christmas card! lol.

This is what I do instead of studying for a final that starts in 50min...

It's always warm when you're slutty

That's usually the case, but it's getting so eff'n cold out there that even the sluts have to bundle up. All of a sudden, it's freeeezing here. But ya'll know that.

So what's new in my life? I have been sooo busy lately. But let's not think about the monstrous lab reports I have to write about heat shock proteins or the debate I have to argue about smallpox. Augh. I've actually had a pretty good few weeks.

Mike and I went ice skating with some friends twice this week. Cold sucks, but winter sports rock. I love going ice skating and, of course, snowboarding! I got my snowboard last week (it's sooo pretty) and I can't wait to get on the mountains. Okay it's not THAT pretty. There was a gorgeous purple one I could have gotten, but I was like, "No, extreme sport + I actually know what I'm doing = don't get a purple or pink board." So, it's orange and white and fabulous. Mike and I are going to try to go on Monday. Aww and he's so cute. He sent me two dozen roses the other day. For no reason at all. Just because he's amazing (and thinks I am).

Nancy is soooo pregnant. Her belly is a full seven months rounded. And she's havign a baby boy! His name will be Jacob and I'm going to buy him so so much from Bellini. I'm beyond excited. I will be the bestest fake-aunt EVER and I'm so making her bring him over to the dorms.

I've put a lid on this whole JJ thing. I have no more patience. I made him give me the $300 that he owed me, because I don't want to have any connection left. Now he just needs to return my lingerie. Like ASAP.

And on one final note, Alyssa just spilled salsa all over herself and the chair in the duty office, where I am currently residing.

Ciao!