Dear Tara,
Hello. This is your conscience speaking.
It has come to my attention that you wish to leave NYC after graduation/when your lease is up.
No.
That's right dear. This is your conscience and I say NO.
While you may believe that living in Denver is more fabulous, it is not. Believe me, I know, I am your conscience.
If you follow this "dream", something and misfortune will infest your pathetic soul for all eternity.
Your conscience cannot remember the first word to that quote.
But still, No.
Have a nice day.
It has come to my attention that you wish to leave NYC after graduation/when your lease is up.
No.
That's right dear. This is your conscience and I say NO.
While you may believe that living in Denver is more fabulous, it is not. Believe me, I know, I am your conscience.
If you follow this "dream", something and misfortune will infest your pathetic soul for all eternity.
Your conscience cannot remember the first word to that quote.
But still, No.
Have a nice day.
posted by Bellezza at 3:47 PM
2 Comments:
Dear you:
Denver is awesome.
Sincerly,
Denver frequenter
Hahahaha thanks for that. I know you'll miss me. But it is probably happening. Assuming I can find a car, a job, and somewhere to live....
You'll never get rid of me, though. Don't worry. :-)
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